itcuddles:

reblog if you need a hug

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beastlyart:

My favorite thing is when clients fill out paperwork for the emergency clinic and include both an animal’s real name and then, in parenthesis, what they are absolutely called 100% of the time:

• Aristotle (Bobo)
  
• Cleo (Miss Muffins)
  
• Jaeger (Fancy Feet)
  

etc.

Like, if I were to do that, my animals would be Nigel (Kissypants), Blackjack (Beej), Freddie Mercury (Fritter), and Le Chiffre (Sheefies).

Mine:
Elesh Norn (Ellie Bean)
Teysa (Tey Tey)
Luma (Luma)

Freya (Tinycat)

Merlin (Twinkletoes)

Rocket (Rockito)

Castiel (Cas, Casserole, Cashole) 

Arry (Fluffbutt, King Asshole)

Atlas (Squeaks, Little Shitten)

Maggie Mae (Maggers or Stinky)
Rosie (Little Bear or Fuzz Butt)

Clod (my perfect little grey boy with a beautiful pointy head and a little grey bottom and his paws so grey and little)

Puck (Puck Puck)
Tesseract Godzilla the Terrible (Dammit TESSA)
MacKenzie  (Kenzie-kins)
Brave Sir Robin (Robin, Tiny Terrorist)

Bowie (Puppy Dog McGee)

Barney (Boo Bear, Snufflewhuff)

Chloe (Lady Poo Breath, Lady Nipperton)

Harley (Baby, Flufflebutt, Bunny)

Sieglinde (Ziggy)

Monty Python’s Flying Circus (Monty)

Anakin Skywalker (Baby)

Gus (Gus)

XD

Mimi (Meemers)

Gabbi (Gabberpie)

Cats:
Shadow (Grey dog)
Snowball (Black kitty)
Bat (Batbrat, Princess)
Murloc (Murrbutt, Butthead)

Dogs:
Jeremiah (Jerbear)
Chase (Tank)

Dmitri (Mitka, Mitri, Mushka)
Julian (Dumbface, Droolian, Boolean)
Alistair (Alibear, Fat Bear, Bear Bear)
Tali (Tali’zorah nar Rayya vas Meow Meow, Talibear, Buttons)
Pandora (Panda Bear, Pandorable)

Arrow (Puppers Pupperson, All the Way from Pupperton)

I need to add that mine is ALWAYS sung. My dog has a jingle.

I have an endless supply of nicknames for Samantha. Among the most frequently used: my sweet princess angel, my gray dove, my dumplekin, my beauty, madam, my shrill darling

Pigwidgeon (Piggles, Pidge, Piggy, Patches)
Fawkes (Fawksie, Buddy, Sweet Boy, Asshole)

Reese (Shmoo, Cutie-Pie)

Hendrix (Fluffers, Fattykins, Floooooooof)

Spike (Baby Kitty, Spoike)

casey (the spaz, my little fuzzybutt)

Sackville (Little Mr Mow Mow, Lumpy, King Grumpy Pants, Little Man, Butt Face, Lumpy Bumpy, Vomitorius Maximus, Trap, Big Meanie).

Charlie (Cha Cha, Little Princess, Charlie Roup, Girl Curl).

(see above *points up*) I had not hitherto realised how many fewer nicknames we have for Charlie.

Jory (fuzzbutt, meow mix, baby)

Ingway (Inglie-pingle, baby cat, scruffy, arse, bugger, little shit)

Oswald (Ozzie, Oswaldo, fatty, fatso, bugger, shit)

Pebble (princess Pebble, her ladyship, little madam, lead bitch, rubble, dribble, bugger)

In conclusion: I suddenly realize all the demeaning nicknames I have for my cats. 

Camille Marie (Cammie, Cammie Wammie, doge, camel, camel doge, camel wamel, Camel Wamel Ding Dong, baby doge, tol doge, dummy, butthole, Camille Wamille)

Louie (schmoo, schmoo bear, schmoobalina, lamby pajamie uncle Sammy double whammy, bela lougrossi, booger, booboonana, mr handsome, and probably 100 more)

Fish (my goddamn fish that won’t stop eating each other and having more babies.)

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xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

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pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

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nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

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buzzfeed:

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just-shower-thoughts:

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

*sweats nervously*

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datassium:

r u today’s date??? bc ur an 11/10

EVWRYONE REBLOG THIS BEFORE IT’s TOO LATE.

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